some coooooolmeanings for the word

some cooool meanings for the words
Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs :

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:

Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise :

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher :

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist :

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:

A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .

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....A CREED TO LIVE BY...

..A Creed To Live By..

Value yourself! Don't undermine yourself by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.


Let your goal come from within yourself! Don't set your goals on what others think to be important.


Only you know what is best for you.
And don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you cling to life, for without them life is meaningless.


Savor each phase of your life! Don't let it slip through your fingers by living it in the past or future.


Living your life one day at a time means that you live all the days of your life.


Don't give up when you still have something to give, for nothing is really over when you still have something to give.


It is impossible to admit that you are less than perfect, for this is the fragile thread that binds each other.


Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Always be open to the gift of love, don't shut it out of your life by saying it is impossible to find.

The quickest way to receive love is to give it. The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly.
The best way to give love is to give wings.

Befriend your dreams, to be without dreams is to be without hope, and to be without hope is to be without purpose.

Value your life's journey and don't run through it so fast that you forget where you are going and where you have been.
Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.